Google News Alerts for the End of the World
by James Aquilone
SF Gate – 25 Days Ago
"It Looked Like Something Puked Up SeaWorld" - 553 Metric Tons of Dead Marine Life Washes Up on California Coast; Scientists Baffled
AP - 22 Days Ago
Third Maersk Freighter This Month Goes Missing in Pacific; US Navy Joins Search
New York Times – 20 Days Ago
Survivor Claims "Giant Sea Creature" Attacked Cargo Ship, Looked Like a "Satanic Iguana"
Mashable – 19 Days Ago
Internet Thinks Artist's Rendering of "Giant Sea Creature" Resembles Snuffleupagus; Image Spawns Thousands of Memes
BuzzFeed – 19 Days Ago
Hilarious "Satanic Iguana" Twitter Account Gains 2 Million Followers in 10 Hours
Sacramento Bee – 17 Days Ago
Pismo Beach Tragedy: Hundreds Dead in "Unknown Event," Coastal Area Destroyed
L.A. Times – 16 Days Ago
"Massive" Footprints Discovered on Pismo Beach
Popular Science – 15 Days Ago
It Came From the Depths: Are There Really Giant Monsters Living in Our Oceans?
CNN – 15 Days Ago
Alleged Video of Sea Creature Goes Viral
Fox News – 14 Days Ago
Glenn Beck: Liberal Administration Has Left Us Vulnerable to 'Satanic' Monsters
MSNBC – 14 Days Ago
Rachel Maddow: If Kaijus Exist Conservatives Created Them
Huffington Post – 14 Days Ago
'Sea Creature Video' Revealed to Be Taken From 'Godzilla Vs. SpaceGodzilla'; CNN Apologizes for Not Verifying Its Authenticity
CNN - 13 Days Ago
BREAKING: Major Earthquake Rocks San Francisco
New York Times - 12 Days Ago
SF Death Toll Climbs to 25,000 as Belief in "Kaiju Attack" Gains Momentum
TMZ – 12 Days Ago
Idiot Justin Bieber Causes Panic After Tweeting, "Godzilla Is Real"
Daily Mail – 11 Days Ago
Second "Creature Attack" Reported in Japan; All Communications With Nation Lost
New York Times – 11 Days Ago
Texas Senator: President Can No Longer Deny Existence of Sea Monsters
Washington Post – 11 Days Ago
Westboro Baptist Church Demonstrates Outside White House, Blames "Water Demons" on Admin's "Gay Agenda"
CNN – 10 Days Ago
Creature Confirmed: First Video of Kaiju Attack Shows 50-Story Monster Wreaking Havoc in SF – "This Changes Everything"
Us Weekly – 10 Days Ago
How Gwyneth Paltrow Is Coping With Kaiju Attacks: "Plenty of Moon Juice and My Favorite Meditation App"
Boston Herald – 9 Days Ago
"We Will Prevail" – President Vows "Swift & Devastating" Response to Kaiju Attacks
Fox News – 8 Days Ago
Third, Smaller Creature Destroys South Africa; Dubbed 'Dinky'
Daily Sun – 8 Days Ago
Johannesburg Aftermath: City Reduced to Ashes, Millions Believed Dead – "It Looks Like the End of the World"
Mashable - 8 Days Ago
Video of Dinky Stomping Johannesburg Set to "Bohemian Rhapsody" Goes Viral
MTV News - 8 Days Ago
Rumor: Director Guillermo del Toro Consulted on Kaiju Battle Plan
San Diego Tribune – 7 Days Ago
Seven F-35s Missing After DemonHead's Latest Attack in San Diego
MSNBC – 7 Days Ago
"There Is a God" - Westboro Baptist Church Protestors Among Dead in San Diego Creature Attack
Reuters – 6 Days Ago
White House Official: Giant Kaiju-Fighting Robots Are "Ridiculous" Idea, "Not Feasible" in Real World
Discover Magazine – 5 Days Ago
What We Know about the 3 Kaijus — DemonHead, Devastator & Dinky: Not a Lot
Scientific American – 5 Days Ago
7 Possible Reasons Why Dinky Eats Only Children
CNN – 5 Days Ago
Devastator Builds Massive "Nest" in Sydney Harbour; Female Kaiju Believed to Be Pregnant
Us Weekly – 5 Days Ago
Celebs Weigh in on Origins of Giant Creatures: "Global Warming's to Blame Y'all" — Miley Cyrus
AP – 5 Days Ago
Thousand Gather in Portland to "Serve" Alpha Kaiju "DemonHead" – "We Have No Choice but to Accept Our Insignificance"
New York Times – 5 Days Ago
President Vows: "We Do No Negotiate With Kaijus"
Fox News – 4 Days Ago
Russia, China & Iran Join US in Creature Fight, But Is It Too Late?
Chicago Sun-Times – 4 Days Ago
President OKs Use of Nukes to Destroy Monsters – "It's Our Only Option"
LA Times – 3 Days Ago
World Awaits Outcome of "Operation "Kaiju Storm"
BuzzFeed – 3 Days Ago
10 Adorable Kittens Enjoying the Apocalypse
Yahoo! Movies – 3 Days Ago
"Night of the Comet" Tops Best End-of-the World Movies You Can Watch Right Now on Netflix
The Daily Caller – 3 Days Ago
Liberal Actor Ben Affleck: "We Should Try to Communicate With Kaijus Before Destroying Them"
MTV News – 3 Days Ago
Kanye West's Single "Kaiju Jesus" Tops Charts
CNN – 2 Days Ago
BREAKING: Kaijus Unharmed in Nuclear Attacks: Now What?
Politico – 2 Days Ago
Who's to Blame for "Kaiju Storm" Failure?
Fox News – 2 Days Ago
Atheist President Finds God in Last Days, Urges World to Pray 'Hard'
UPI – 1 Day Ago
New York Loses Power; Riots, Looting Turn City Into "Hell on Earth"
AP – 1 Day Ago
Australia Destroyed: Island Nation Sinks Into Ocean After Being Overrun by Millions of Kaiju Spawn
Huffington Post – 1 Day Ago
'Children of DemonHead' Begin Rounding Up Non-Believers – 'They're Worse Than the Kaijus'
Upworthy – 19 Hours Ago
Kaiju Worshiper Disobeyed DemonHead & What Happened Next Stunned Everyone (Spoiler: He Ate His Own Eyeballs)
Reuters – 18 Hours Ago
President's Suicide Note: "Madness Is Trying to Survive"
Slate – 17 Hours Ago
Are the Kaijus So Bad? 10 Positive Changes in the New World Order
MTV News – 14 Hours Ago
Latest Trend: Teen Girls Have Crush on Dinky – "Looking Into His Six Dreamy Orbs Made Me Weak in the Knees"
People – 14 Hours Ago
Which of Your Favorite Celebs Have Been Exterminated, Which Are Kaiju Supporters: Our List Will Surprise You!
Buzzfeed – 10 Hours Ago
QUIZ: Which Kaiju Are You Most Like?
AP – 8 Hours Ago
Poll: Conservatives Prefer Kaijus to Late President
Salon – 5 Hours Ago
Kaijus: It's Their Universe, We Just Get to Exist in It (Briefly)
mental_floss – 4 Hours Ago
Humans Had a Good Run: 15 of Our Most Impressive Accomplishments; No. 3 Will Surprise You
Kaiju Herald – 5 Minutes Ago
Death Is Not the End: Why Your Soul Is Eternally the Property of Our Savior & Lord DemonHead
eHow – 1 Minute Ago
Finding Solace in Insanity: 10 Easy Steps to the Bliss of Madness
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
James Aquilone was raised on Saturday morning cartoons, comic books, sitcoms, and Cap'n Crunch. Amid the Cold War, he dreamed of being a jet fighter pilot but decided against the military life after realizing it would require him to wake up early. He had further illusions of being a stand-up comedian, until a traumatic experience on stage forced him to seek a college education. Brief stints as an alternative rock singer/guitarist and child model also proved unsuccessful. Today he battles a severe chess addiction while trying to churn out stories and anthologies.
His first novel, Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device, was optioned for film and TV by Tony Eldridge, producer of The Equalizer movies starring Denzel Washington and the upcoming War Magician starring Benedict Cumberbatch.
His short fiction has appeared in Nature: Futures, The Best of Galaxy’s Edge 2013-2014, Weird Tales, Flash Fiction Online and Unidentified Funny Objects 4.
He’s the managing editor of Weird Tales magazine and the editor of the upcoming anthologies Classic Monsters Unleashed (Crystal Lake Publishing and Black Spot Books) and Kolchak: The Night Stalker - 50th Anniversary Graphic Novel (Moonstone Books).
Dead Jack and the Old Gods, the third book in his Dead Jack series, comes out this summer.
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